Thursday, April 2

Tips for Open Door Preschool's Taco Eating Contest

Behold the glory! Not only will you have a chance to win this amazing bronze taco sculpture, but you will be crowned King/Queen of the Tacos by TacoJournalism via Open Door Preschool's Jamboree & Taco Eating Contest!

Now before you go into the depths of the massive taco eating, I wanted to prepare some of you less experienced taco eaters with some pointers on eating tacos.

  • First of all, you must have a passion for tacos - do you eat more than 4 servings of tacos a week? if you do, you got the passion & ganas to win this prize!
  • Pointer #2: Don't Choke - TJ & Open Door Preschool are not responsible if you try to swallow a whole taco in one gulp (gulp!)
  • Numero Tres: I know the contest may be early but you might want to take some tequila shots to numb the pain (Ask Mando for a taste)
  • 4th of all, Chew like you've never chewed before - you might want to practice stretching out your mandibles.
  • Last but not least, 5th step to winning this crazy contest - Let your passion for tacos shine - make love to the tacos, dance with them, caress them & yes, eat them all up!
So good luck to you Kelso, Mark Levy, Avril, Chris Riley, O.G. Fatal, Orlando "Mr. Taco Shack" Arriaga & the rest of the taco eaters! Not only do you have the ganas for this great competition, you have the heart to help a great nonprofit, Open Door Preschool. For that, you are all winners!

What about the rest of us? Well, I'll be cheering on the peeps as the official MC of the event & I hope to see all the TJ readers, friends & family out there!

Open Door's 9th annual Kids' Jamboree
Saturday, April 4, 2009
10:45am - 12:30pm
Threadgill's South - 301 W. Riverside Dr.

1 comment:

tacogirl said...

Hi from tacogirl in Belize. I was looking up taco images and that led me to your blog. Love the Bronze taco.